Sometimes I just can't resist sharing.
From T, on the possibility of hosting H's playgroup friends at our house:
"Can I play outside if they come over? I really don't feel like being a role model. "
On M, always thinking of the newest family contests:
"Let's have a contest and see who can go the longest without eating."
"Then you won't have to buy as many groceries."
From H's little lips after I told him that Lightning McQueen doesn't have accidents in his underwear:
"Lightning McQueen doesn't wear underwear because he doesn't have a butt and he doesn't go potty."
T, being especially kind on my birthday:
"We're going to get a coffee." I said as we loaded into the van.
"Ugh." M sighed.
T jumped right in and said, "It is her birthday!"
H, learning to express his frustration and irritation, in the right context and all as J accidently spilled some water on him.
"Gosh Darn-it! Mama, daddy got me wet!!!"
And my favorite one this past week, in the car, T offers to recite the second half of the Old Testament books in the Bible.
"Why don't you recite all of the Old Testament?" J asked.
"I don't know those ones. My book doesn't have them."
5 comments:
I love your 'Out of the Mouths of Babes' stories! Keep 'em coming!
And, congrats on surviving last week!
Those kids! I love that you chronicle these stories. Perhaps someday you could publish an entire book of them!
Yes, you should totally write a book, those are hilarious. Especially H's "Lightning McQueen doesn't wear underwear", I laughed a long time at that one!
Love the quotes! Thanks for making me smile this morning! :)
: ) oh my goodness, kids make me laugh so hard! You're a great mom for writing them down! It will be so fun to read through the lists when they are all grown up!
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